Sunday, 28 March 2010

PURTAN ADDED TO LIST OF DETROIT RADIO DEPARTURES…
By Bob Burnham

As most of you know, as Specs Howard’s Engineer for the past eleven years, I’ve worked for and with some of the coolest guys in the business. Some of them are legends – perhaps more so now than ever.

If you were following local Detroit radio in recent years, however, you would’ve seen many other long-time legends actually departing the air, some of their own choosing, some not.

This seems like it should be a George Carlin list of the “seven Detroit talents you’d never want to see LEAVE the air..” except there’s more than seven people on my list:

Ernie Harwell, WRIF’s Arthur Penhallow, WOMC’s Tom Ryan, then Ted “the Bear” Richards (The CKLW legend was back in town for a brief stint on WOMC), Deminski and Doyle (not once but twice) and their WCSX predecessors, Jim Johnson and Lynne Woodison…. to name the more famous of the recent Detroit radio departures.

One guy actually came back to rejoin his WRIF partner and stayed: Drew Lane.
Thank you, Drew, and thank you Greater Media. Drew and Mike ROCK at the ‘RIF!

But another guy just retired after 45 years:  Dick Purtan.

Someone wrote: “I don’t get the Purtan love – some old guy telling 30-year-old jokes on the radio…”

It’s all about change. We don’t like it very much. If you grew up with someone for a very long time, it feels like a friend has been lost, though Purtan insists his listeners haven’t “lost” him. His new website is alive and well at dickpurtan.com.

Mr. Purtan and the others are irreplaceable one-of-a-kind talents that offered something to the public that was distinctively different, entertaining yet completely down-to-earth.

The human element is a priceless commodity on the radio.

They are real people with real lives that listeners eventually related to on a very personal level. This equals great radio. Whether you personally like a particular host or not if they hold down an air shift longer than a few months, enough of the public likes what they are doing, and that’s all that really matters.

OK, maybe Dick told a corny joke every so often, but who hasn’t!?? Even if you groaned or cringed, you’d still tune in the next day because this guy on the radio was YOUR pal.

For some reason, at the moment, the radio industry thinks it should play more music. Radio thinks it should try to compete with all other forms of entertainment where people can get the same thing – music – specifically tailored to their own interest – generally for free and without commercial interruption.

There are consultants mixed with portable electronic devices that monitor peoples listening habits that are supposed to give the definitive word as to what the public is doing or wants.

Unfortunately, they overlook the fact that we now have the ability to plug an Ipod into a car radio and Ipod “docks” can double as morning alarm clock “radios.” One can wake up to a library of thousands of personal favorite tunes rather than morning shows than run 6-10 minute commercial blocks and maybe the same few songs you just heard yesterday from a small, heavily researched list.

There has to be a reason to compel anyone to listen to any radio programming. Playing the same songs every other day is not a compelling reason to listen nor are promos constantly screaming at us how great their format is supposed to be. That actually becomes an annoyance and a tune-out factor.

“Oh… we have to be told why we must ‘LIKE’ this programming?” Whether they’re playing music we grew up with or not, the soundtrack of our lives was actually thousands of songs…and not a few hundred, or a few dozen.

I would like to think lowering the content quality was one of the factors that encouraged Dick Purtan to retire when he did, rather than try to stretch his career to the full 50 years.

Further, the commercials are of course, the lifeblood of commercial radio and television, but the way they are presented – in blocks, rather than being made a part of the program itself – is another tune-out factor.

When ever a talent says “I’ll be back after these words,” they are inviting the listeners to GO AWAY. The air talent isn’t actually going anywhere, but he is essentially apologizing to the listeners for interrupting the flow.

It’s like talent saying: “If you wanna waste your time, listen to this crap our Production Director cut for us the other day – go check on traffic on another station if ya want – as for me, I’m gonna go get a snack and use the restroom.”

I would rather hear any talent rapping about a product, somewhat extemporaneously, rather than a pre-canned, over-produced spot, sandwiched between ten others.

Of course, the people who were programming geniuses when I was on the air and taught me the mindset of what makes great radio are no longer part of the industry for the most part. They got too expensive, then got old and simply didn’t want the hassle.

I’ll be the first to admit the industry changed and simply couldn’t afford people like that. 


Younger personnel who came along were answerable only to their Market Manager (most Market Managers came from strictly a sales background), corporate management, consultants, and bean-counters whose mindset was to operate as efficiently as possible.

Those who are in management with programming backgrounds have limited power as to what they can do with their stations. There’s also too much at risk with what stations net values are (and subsequent debts the owners are attempting to service).

Operating efficiently is good business practice, but radio is different. It’s an entertainment business, and not totally a mathematical formula. Taking the big picture into consideration, does it yield maximum listenership, a productive staff, and ultimately preserve a listener base (and revenue) for the long haul? Perhaps not any more.

I don’t claim to know everything there is to know, but pouring a lifetime into preserving the past, present and future of broadcasting I have more than a little common sense. It would be a plus if there were some assurances that there will even be an industry in the decades to come.

Or maybe the future is all-internet-radio all-the-time. That might not be so bad, actually!

Best wishes to Dick Purtan and family, and to Purtan’s People. Thanks for the laughs and memories. I DO “get it.”

-Bob Burnham
03-28-2010
 

Which came first…? The D & D Show or The Fans?
Jeff Deminski and Bill Doyle of the former 97.1 show, affectionately known simply as the“D & D” show are determined to show their listeners a night they won’t soon forget.

Although there hasn’t been anything to listen to for the past year, on New Years, they are throwing a listener party at Snookers of Utica.  From the plans unveiled so far, sounds like it will be the “mutha” of all New Years parties.  It also includes a couple of live segments to be broadcast after the stroke of midnight, and yes, the band Mind Candy, headed by show producer Rudy DeSantis will help celebrate as well.

Their new show on WCSX, 94.7, officially kicks off January 5th,  but they rather cleverly thought “What if we could be on the air the very second  we legally could?”

A non-compete clause in their old contract at the old station prevented them from doing a show on Detroit radio for a full year.    A podcast on the WCSX website, however, did give them a chance to say a few words to their fans without infringing on the old agreement.
Deminski has said of the new show, “We wouldn’t be here without the fans.”


But the fans wouldn’t be there in the first place if Jeff and Bill hadn’t worked their tails off to deliver a show listeners actually connected with.  It's no different than winning (or losing) sports teams.

During their eight years of survival on 97.1, their former station, numerous show hosts came and went.  No one lasted as long as D & D.   When the terrestrial version of Howard Stern’s show went away, CBS invented the “Free FM” format.  A variety of morning hosts were given a chance, but none survived.  Only D & D survived in afternoon drive.  The rest of the broadcast day was also gradually torn apart, as various hosts were fired, some supposedly simply to reduce costs.  There was no shortage of talent in the other time slots, but they were never given much of a chance to prove themselves. 

In the fall, a year ago,  D & D invited listeners to visit the station to celebrate their 8th anniversary.  There were so many, they were paraded only briefly through the studios.  Ultimately, D & D wound up abruptly shifted to mornings during the final moments of their old contract.  

For whatever reason, the show caught on with listeners and a “fan base” actually developed who became an important part of the show, along with the show’s producers.

Through a fan website and Yahoo group, fan support continued even during this past year the guys were off the air.

In December of 2007, D & D walked away from a new CBS contract because its duration was longer than they were prepared to work for the company.    

I have tried to explain in these blogs what makes a show like this successful.  In fact, it will work for other formats.  

Being yourself and being creative is a big plus.  D & D shared their lives with their listeners.  They are real people like you might find at the neighborhood pub, as were the people involved in producing the show.   Everyone who called in or in any way was heard also became a part of the show.  There were sad moments, and there were deliriously hilarious moments.  Any emotion that humans can feel was part of the show.

It could probably be said that the so-called “Hot Talk” format was a failure in Detroit, but not the D & D version of the format.  Again, how does one survive eight years in a market doing basically the same format without acknowledging some level of success?

Detroit radio has been mediocre to poor for many years in part due to budget cutbacks, and the fact that apparently the market can no longer afford the level of talent it had been accustomed to.   D & D came along from a smaller market, and simply did the best they could do on a day-in day-out basis.  For whatever combination of reasons, their “working class regular guy” approach caught on and the show actually became profitable before anyone had a chance to take them OFF the air!

So who came first?   D & D!  Their likable on-air persona attracted regular listeners who ultimately became “fans” especially when the show went off the air.

Whenever you put someone new on a station in a new slot, there is always fallout. Obviously, that applied at WCSX.

Veteran broadcasters Jim Johnson and Lynne Woodison were shown the exit door at Greater Media.  Their contract had wound down.  The timing was right, but not for them.  

It sucks to be in that position.  I’ve been there.

My “On-Air” career eventually came to “one of” its ends when talk show veteran, Stacy Taylor was hired to replace my show in the Ann Arbor area decades ago.   I wasn’t given a chance to do Stacy’s style of radio, but I unlike D & D, WAS given the chance to say “good-bye.”   Stacy was ultimately fired a couple years later (as was I, doing drive time in another market).  We were both replaced by syndicated shows fed by satellite.    It happens.  

Stacy is still on the air today in Los Angeles, having a background that included WLS in Chicago.  I am doing technical maintenance and building studios.  

And D & D make their triumphant return to the air doing THEIR type of radio that only they do best.

And The Fans will be there, too.  You can bet on it.  

Best wishes to all, and happy holidays.

- Bob Burnham

 Meet the guys in person and hang out New Years at Snookers in Utica or tune in after midnight…94.7 WCSX.              

Check the websites for more information:
wcsx.com
deminskianddoyleshow.com/